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Please either enable it in your browser options, or visit your preferences to switch to the old MediaWiki editor <div class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BInfobox%20episode%5Cn%7Cimage%20%3D%20File%3AG18.jpg%5Cn%7Cseason%20%3D%202%5Cn%7Cnumber%20%3D%2026%5Cn%7Coverall%20%3D%2062%5Cn%7Csummary%20%3D%20An%20imposter%20on%20the%20main%20land%20claims%20to%20be%20the%20real%2C%20Mr.%20Howell.%20Even%20worse%2C%20he%20washes%20up%20on%20the%20island%21%5Cn%7Cairdate%20%3D%20March%2017%2C%201966%5Cn%7Cwriter%20%3D%20%5B%5BBudd%20Grossman%5D%5D%5Cn%7Cdirector%20%3D%20%5B%5BJack%20Arnold%5D%5D%5Cn%7Cguests%20%3D%20%5B%5BGeorge%20A.%20Neise%5D%5D%20as%20the%20Radio%20Interviewer%5Cn%7Cprevious%20%3D%20%5B%5BOperation%3A%20Steam%20Heat%5D%5D%5Cn%7Cnext%20%3D%20%5B%5BGhost%20a%20Go-Go%5D%5D%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Infobox%20episode%5Cn%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22spacesafter%22%3A%22%22%7D" contenteditable="false" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">​ <table class="infobox" data-rte-style="font-size:89%; width:275px; border:2px solid #3366CC; border-radius:5px;" style="font-size:89%; width:275px; border:2px solid #3366CC; border-radius:5px;" data-rte-attribs=" class=infobox style=font-size:89%; width:275px; border:2px solid #3366CC; border-radius:5px;" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> <tr data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> <th colspan="2" data-rte-style=":5px;background-color:#344D0E; border:2px solid black; color:#F8F8F8; font-size:140%; padding:.3em;" style=":5px;background-color:#344D0E; border:2px solid black; color:#F8F8F8; font-size:140%; padding:.3em;" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 style=:5px;background-color:#344D0E; border:2px solid black; color:#F8F8F8; font-size:140%; padding:.3em; " data-rte-spaces-before="1"><i>"Will the Real Mr. Howell Please Stand Up?"</i> </th></tr> <tr data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"> <td colspan="2" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 " data-rte-spaces-before="1"><i>Season 2, Episode 26</i> </td></tr> <tr data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"> <td colspan="2" data-rte-style="padding:0.5em;" style="padding:0.5em;" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 style=padding:0.5em; " data-rte-spaces-before="1"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBudd%20Grossman%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22G18.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22G18%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A250%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gilligan5935/images/0/0d/G18.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20140718212820" width="250" height="186" class="image" data-image-name="G18.jpg" data-image-key="G18.jpg" type="image" /> </td></tr> <tr data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"> <td colspan="2" data-rte-style="padding:0.5em;" style="padding:0.5em;" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 style=padding:0.5em; " data-rte-spaces-before="1"><i>An imposter on the main land claims to be the real, Mr. Howell. Even worse, he washes up on the island!</i> </td></tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" data-rte-style="border-radius:5px; border:2px solid black; background-color:#76AF22; color:black; font-size:120%; padding:0.25em; text-align:center;" style="border-radius:5px; border:2px solid black; background-color:#76AF22; color:black; font-size:120%; padding:0.25em; text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 style=border-radius:5px; border:2px solid black; background-color:#76AF22; color:black; font-size:120%; padding:0.25em; text-align:center; " data-rte-spaces-before="1">Basic Info </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;"><b>Air Date:</b> </td><td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;">March 17, 1966 </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;"><b>Written By:</b> </td><td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Budd%20Grossman%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Budd%20Grossman%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBudd%20Grossman%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Budd_Grossman" title="Budd Grossman">Budd Grossman</a> </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;"><b>Directed By:</b> </td><td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Jack%20Arnold%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Jack%20Arnold%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJack%20Arnold%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Jack_Arnold" title="Jack Arnold">Jack Arnold</a> </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;"><b>Guest Cast:</b> </td><td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22George%20A.%20Neise%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22George%20A.%20Neise%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGeorge%20A.%20Neise%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/George_A._Neise" title="George A. Neise">George A. Neise</a> as the Radio Interviewer </td></tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" data-rte-style="border-radius:5px; border:2px solid black;background-color:#3366CC; color:#ffffff; font-size:120%; padding:0.25em; text-align:center;" style="border-radius:5px; border:2px solid black;background-color:#3366CC; color:#ffffff; font-size:120%; padding:0.25em; text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 style=border-radius:5px; border:2px solid black;background-color:#3366CC; color:#ffffff; font-size:120%; padding:0.25em; text-align:center; " data-rte-spaces-before="1">Episode guide </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" data-rte-attribs="align=center style=text-align:center; width:50%;" data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Previous</b> </td><td data-rte-style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" data-rte-attribs="align=center style=text-align:center; width:50%;" data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Next</b> </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" data-rte-attribs="align=center style=text-align:center; width:50%;"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Operation%3A%20Steam%20Heat%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Operation%3A%20Steam%20Heat%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BOperation%3A%20Steam%20Heat%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Operation:_Steam_Heat" title="Operation: Steam Heat">Operation: Steam Heat</a> </td><td data-rte-style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" data-rte-attribs="align=center style=text-align:center; width:50%;"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ghost%20a%20Go-Go%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ghost%20a%20Go-Go%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGhost%20a%20Go-Go%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Ghost_a_Go-Go" title="Ghost a Go-Go">Ghost a Go-Go</a> </td></tr></table> <p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22category%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" class="placeholder placeholder-category" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAABAAEAQAICTAEAOw%3D%3D" type="category" /> </p> ​</div> <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><b>Will the Real Mr. Howell Please Stand Up?</b> is the 26th episode of the second season of the CBS-TV series "Gilligan's Island," also the 62nd overall series episode. It aired March 17, 1966. </p> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Synopsis</h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true">Listening to the radio, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a> hears that he is about to be interviewed, but he soon begins to realize that it is an <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22impostor%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%20Imposter%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%20Imposter%7Cimpostor%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell_Imposter" title="Mr. Howell Imposter" class="mw-redirect">impostor</a> impersonating him. The impostor claims that he alone of the seven castaways had survived the sinking of the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22S.S.%20Minnow%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22S.S.%20Minnow%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BS.S.%20Minnow%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/S.S._Minnow" title="S.S. Minnow">S.S. Minnow</a>. The impostor's intentions are obvious as he begins to spend Mr. Howell's fortune and sell off his company stock by stock to fund his lifestyle. The real Mr. Howell wants to stop him. Every time he hears of the phony Howell spending or selling his property, he goes berserk and runs to the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22lagoon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22The%20Lagoon%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BThe%20Lagoon%7Clagoon%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/The_Lagoon" title="The Lagoon">lagoon</a> as if he was going to swim back to the mainland. The <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Skipper%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Skipper%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSkipper%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Skipper" title="Skipper">Skipper</a> and <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGilligan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Gilligan" title="Gilligan">Gilligan</a> stop him each time. However, his worries are dispelled as the radio reports the phony Howell has fallen overboard from a boat while sailing and is reported lost. A search is on the way for the man still believed to be Thurston Howell III, and by the following day, the impostor somehow manages swim ashore on to the island. Wandering the island, he is shocked to discover the real Thurston Howell sitting in his chair. Knocking him up side the head with a coconut, he renders the real Mr. Howell unconscious and drags him into the jungle, changing clothes with him in an attempt to fool the other castaways. Eventually, the real Mr. Howell regains consciousness in the imposter's wet clothes and heads back to his chair, discovering the impostor and calling out to the other Castaways. Only Gilligan, the Skipper, and <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMrs.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mrs._Howell" title="Mrs. Howell">Mrs. Howell</a> come on the scene, and he tries to convince the others that he is the real Thurston Howell. The impostor, however, rebuffs all his responses with "Howell-like" responses and a similar mole to the real Mr. Howell on his elbow. Fortunately, the Professor shows up with the radio with the latest update on the impostor, who has been proven to be a fake when earlier signatures of the real Mr. Howell are compared. His ruse discovered, the phony Mr. Howell slips away to the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22lagoon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22The%20Lagoon%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BThe%20Lagoon%7Clagoon%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/The_Lagoon" title="The Lagoon">lagoon</a> with the Castaways running after him. As he swims away from the island, the Castaways stop chasing him at the edge of the water. The Skipper tells Mr. Howell that he won't be able to spend anymore of his money, but Howell disagrees as the imposter is wearing his clothes with his money and credit cards in the back pocket, so he dives into the lagoon once more to get them back. A few days later, news comes over the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22radio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22The%20Radio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BThe%20Radio%7Cradio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/The_Radio" title="The Radio">radio</a> that the imposter has been picked up by a fishing boat and apprehended. Meanwhile, Gilligan wonders if the fake mole on the imposter could have been painted on and tries checking Mr. Howell who shoos him off. However, that just spurs suspicion in Mrs. Howell who tries checking his arm herself. </p> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Message</h2> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Sometimes it's hard to tell the phony from the real thing. </li></ul> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Highlights</h2> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Coming up </li></ul> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Credits</h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true">Main Cast </p> <ul><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bob%20Denver%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bob%20Denver%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBob%20Denver%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Bob_Denver" title="Bob Denver">Bob Denver</a> as <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGilligan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Gilligan" title="Gilligan">Gilligan</a> </li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Alan%20Hale%20Jr.%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Alan%20Hale%20Jr.%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAlan%20Hale%20Jr.%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Alan_Hale_Jr." title="Alan Hale Jr." class="mw-redirect">Alan Hale Jr.</a> as <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22The%20Skipper%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Skipper%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSkipper%7CThe%20Skipper%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Skipper" title="Skipper">The Skipper</a> </li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Jim%20Backus%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Jim%20Backus%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJim%20Backus%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Jim_Backus" title="Jim Backus">Jim Backus</a> as <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a> </li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Natalie%20Schafer%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Natalie%20Schafer%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNatalie%20Schafer%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Natalie_Schafer" title="Natalie Schafer">Natalie Schafer</a> as <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMrs.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mrs._Howell" title="Mrs. Howell">Mrs. Howell</a> </li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tina%20Louise%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tina%20Louise%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTina%20Louise%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Tina_Louise" title="Tina Louise">Tina Louise</a> as <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ginger%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ginger%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGinger%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Ginger" title="Ginger">Ginger</a> </li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dawn%20Wells%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dawn%20Wells%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDawn%20Wells%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Dawn_Wells" title="Dawn Wells">Dawn Wells</a> as <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mary%20Ann%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mary%20Ann%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMary%20Ann%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mary_Ann" title="Mary Ann">Mary Ann</a> </li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Russell%20Johnson%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Russell%20Johnson%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRussell%20Johnson%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Russell_Johnson" title="Russell Johnson">Russell Johnson</a> as <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22The%20Professor%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22The%20Professor%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BThe%20Professor%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/The_Professor" title="The Professor">The Professor</a> </li></ul> <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Guest Cast </p> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Jim%20Backus%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Jim%20Backus%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJim%20Backus%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Jim_Backus" title="Jim Backus">Jim Backus</a> as <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22The%20Imposter%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%20Imposter%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%20Imposter%7CThe%20Imposter%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell_Imposter" title="Mr. Howell Imposter" class="mw-redirect">The Imposter</a> </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22George%20A.%20Neise%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22George%20A.%20Neise%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGeorge%20A.%20Neise%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/George_A._Neise" title="George A. Neise">George A. Neise</a> as the Radio Interviewer (uncredited) </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Unidentified actress as the Imposter's Blonde Girlfriend (unidentified/voice only) </li></ul> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Trivia</h2> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">The episode title comes from the line, "Will the real.... please stand up?" used on the 50s game show, "To Tell the Truth." </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">This is the first of three "evil twin" episodes involving <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ginger%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ginger%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGinger%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Ginger" title="Ginger">Ginger</a> and <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGilligan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Gilligan" title="Gilligan">Gilligan</a>. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">The episode actually opens with <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGilligan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Gilligan" title="Gilligan">Gilligan</a> listening to the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mosquitoes%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22The%20Mosquitoes%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BThe%20Mosquitoes%7CMosquitoes%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/The_Mosquitoes" title="The Mosquitoes">Mosquitoes</a>, who appeared on the island in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Don%27t%20Bug%20the%20Mosquitoes%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Don%27t%20Bug%20the%20Mosquitoes%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDon%27t%20Bug%20the%20Mosquitoes%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Don%27t_Bug_the_Mosquitoes" title="Don't Bug the Mosquitoes">Don't Bug the Mosquitoes</a>. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">This episode establishes the fact that the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Castaways%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Castaways%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCastaways%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Castaways" title="Castaways" class="mw-redirect">Castaways</a> have been missing for two years at this point. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">The establishing shot of the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Howell%27s%20Hut%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Howell%27s%20Hut%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHowell%27s%20Hut%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Howell%27s_Hut" title="Howell's Hut">Howell's Hut</a> is actually the exterior of the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Boy%27s%20Hut%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Boy%27s%20Hut%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBoy%27s%20Hut%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Boy%27s_Hut" title="Boy's Hut">Boy's Hut</a>. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">While Mr. Howell is upset over the impostor spending his money, the Professor comments it's a shame they don't have a psychiatrist on the island. <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMrs.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mrs._Howell" title="Mrs. Howell">Mrs. Howell</a> acted like a psychiatrist in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22How%20to%20Be%20a%20Hero%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22How%20to%20Be%20a%20Hero%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHow%20to%20Be%20a%20Hero%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/How_to_Be_a_Hero" title="How to Be a Hero">How to Be a Hero</a> and <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gilligan%27s%20Personal%20Magnetism%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gilligan%27s%20Personal%20Magnetism%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGilligan%27s%20Personal%20Magnetism%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Gilligan%27s_Personal_Magnetism" title="Gilligan's Personal Magnetism">Gilligan's Personal Magnetism</a>. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">When the <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Skipper%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Skipper%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSkipper%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Skipper" title="Skipper">Skipper</a> reminds him of his track record, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGilligan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Gilligan" title="Gilligan">Gilligan</a> seems to remember the incidents from <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Goodbye%20Island%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Goodbye%20Island%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGoodbye%20Island%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Goodbye_Island" title="Goodbye Island">Goodbye Island</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Water%2C%20Water%2C%20Everywhere%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Water%20Water%20Everywhere%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BWater%20Water%20Everywhere%7CWater%2C%20Water%2C%20Everywhere%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Water_Water_Everywhere" title="Water Water Everywhere">Water, Water, Everywhere</a> and <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22How%20to%20Be%20a%20Hero%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22How%20to%20Be%20a%20Hero%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHow%20to%20Be%20a%20Hero%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/How_to_Be_a_Hero" title="How to Be a Hero">How to Be a Hero</a>. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">When Mr. Howell challenges the Castaways with ideas to get him off the island, Gilligan wants to build him wings to fly away, the Skipper proposes hot rocks to create hot air for a balloon, Ginger proposes a skimpy show to attract a pilot's attention, Mary Ann proposes messages on fish with waterproof paint and the Professor suggests building a pontoon boat, later standing in stunned silence when it doesn't work. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Gilligan collects feathers to make wings for <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a> to fly to Hawaii. Ironically, in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Smile%2C%20You%27re%20on%20Mars%20Camera%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Smile%2C%20You%27re%20on%20Mars%20Camera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSmile%2C%20You%27re%20on%20Mars%20Camera%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Smile,_You%27re_on_Mars_Camera" title="Smile, You're on Mars Camera">Smile, You're on Mars Camera</a>, Mr. Howell later has him collect feathers for a gift for <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMrs.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mrs._Howell" title="Mrs. Howell">Mrs. Howell</a>. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">While everyone is loading <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a>'s pontoon boat, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ginger%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ginger%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGinger%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Ginger" title="Ginger">Ginger</a> hands the Professor a barrel that is obviously too heavy for him. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">The Professor gives Mr. Howell their last flare despite the fact Gilligan blew them all up in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Voodoo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Voodoo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVoodoo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Voodoo" title="Voodoo">Voodoo</a>. Although, chances are it survived because it was in the flare gun the whole time. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">The odds that the imposter would actually end up on the island with the real Mr. Howell is quite a stretch. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">There is absolutely no reason for the imposter to switch clothes with Mr. Howell except to set up for the obligatory "Which one is Mr. Howell?" scene. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Supposedly, the impostor leaves the island with Mr. Howell's wallet, but he actually still has it in later episodes unless it floated back to him or was dropped and recovered from the clearing where the two exchanged clothes. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">The imposter arrives on the island carrying a lady's shoe and a champagne bottle which he leaves on the island, but the radio report claims he still has the champagne bottle when he's picked back up from the ocean. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">A stand-in Mr. Howell with a rubber Mr. Howell mask can be seen in some scenes. </li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Since <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Thurston%20Howell%20IV%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Thurston%20Howell%20IV%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BThurston%20Howell%20IV%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Thurston_Howell_IV" title="Thurston Howell IV">Thurston Howell IV</a> appears in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22The%20Harlem%20Globetrotters%20on%20Gilligan%27s%20Island%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22The%20Harlem%20Globetrotters%20on%20Gilligan%27s%20Island%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BThe%20Harlem%20Globetrotters%20on%20Gilligan%27s%20Island%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/The_Harlem_Globetrotters_on_Gilligan%27s_Island" title="The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island">The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island</a>, one would think that he would have been able to expose <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22the%20imposter%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%20Imposter%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%20Imposter%7Cthe%20imposter%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell_Imposter" title="Mr. Howell Imposter" class="mw-redirect">the imposter</a>. </li></ul> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Quotes</h2> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMrs.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mrs._Howell" title="Mrs. Howell">Mrs. Howell</a> </b>- "Thurston, you must never do that again. Swimming to the mainland simply isn't practical. Especially at this time of year when the water's so cold."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a></b> - "That impostor will ruin me. Reduce me to a pauper..."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMrs.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mrs._Howell" title="Mrs. Howell">Mrs. Howell</a> </b>- "Well after all, you have some money here on the island."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a> </b>- "Money. A few hundred thousand dollars. That's petty cash. Back home, that's interest on my interest."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> </li></ul> <hr /> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Professor%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Professor%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BProfessor%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Professor" title="Professor" class="mw-redirect">Professor</a> </b>- "Mrs. Howell, how is he?"<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMrs.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mrs._Howell" title="Mrs. Howell">Mrs. Howell</a></b> - "All the talks about is losing his money. I think he's is dire need of a psychiatrist."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Professor%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Professor%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BProfessor%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Professor" title="Professor" class="mw-redirect">Professor</a></b> - "Well I don't profess to be a psychiatrist, Mrs. Howell. However, I do hold a master's degree in psychology."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMrs.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mrs._Howell" title="Mrs. Howell">Mrs. Howell</a> </b>- "Oh, I wish you'd speak to him, Professor. After all, money isn't everything especially when one has diamonds and real estate."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> </li></ul> <hr /> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ginger%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ginger%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGinger%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Ginger" title="Ginger">Ginger</a> </b>- "We'll have a big, noisy musical comedy show, and I'll wear one of those skimpy little costumes, and that's sure to attract any airline pilot that's passing overhead."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mary%20Ann%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mary%20Ann%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMary%20Ann%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mary_Ann" title="Mary Ann">Mary Ann</a></b> - "You're kidding. They fly at twenty-thousand feet."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ginger%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ginger%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGinger%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Ginger" title="Ginger">Ginger</a></b> - "Well, so what? When it comes to girls in skimpy costumes airline pilots have radar."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> </li></ul> <hr /> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Skipper%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Skipper%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSkipper%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Skipper" title="Skipper">Skipper</a></b> - "Gilligan, don't just stand there daydreaming, get to work."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGilligan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Gilligan" title="Gilligan">Gilligan</a></b> - "Skipper, I still think those wings would have worked. For a couple of seconds there, I felt lighter than air."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Skipper%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Skipper%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSkipper%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Skipper" title="Skipper">Skipper</a></b> - "With that head of yours, you are lighter than air."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> </li></ul> <hr /> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a></b> - "Skipper, do you really think this contraption is safe?"<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGilligan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Gilligan" title="Gilligan">Gilligan</a></b> - "Sure, if she gets you on the shipping lanes before it sinks."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a></b> - "Oh good... Before it sinks?"<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Professor%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Professor%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BProfessor%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Professor" title="Professor" class="mw-redirect">Professor</a></b> - "Relax, Mr. Howell. I guarantee you this pontoon boat is 100% watertight."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a></b> - "I hope so, because I am not."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> </li></ul> <hr /> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMrs.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mrs._Howell" title="Mrs. Howell">Mrs. Howell</a></b> - "Oh dear, I think Thurston is trying to tell us something." </li></ul> <hr /> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a> </b>- "I'm going to ask some pointed questions which will prove conclusively which is the real Mr. Howell."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%20Imposter%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%20Imposter%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%20Imposter%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell_Imposter" title="Mr. Howell Imposter" class="mw-redirect">Mr. Howell Imposter</a></b> - "All right. Fire when ready."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a> </b>- "All right. Now what is your favorite reading material?"<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%20Imposter%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%20Imposter%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%20Imposter%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell_Imposter" title="Mr. Howell Imposter" class="mw-redirect">Mr. Howell Imposter</a></b> - "The social registry. You might even say it's our family Bible."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGilligan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Gilligan" title="Gilligan">Gilligan</a> </b>- "Yep. That's Mr. Howell, all right."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a></b> - "All right, now, try this one. Tell me, what is your favorite exclusive club?"<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%20Imposter%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%20Imposter%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%20Imposter%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell_Imposter" title="Mr. Howell Imposter" class="mw-redirect">Mr. Howell Imposter</a></b> - "New York Stock Exchange."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGilligan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Gilligan" title="Gilligan">Gilligan</a></b> - "Yep. That's Mr. Howell, all right."<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a></b> - "Very, very cunning. If you had to give up everything in the world except your money or your wife which one would you keep?"<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%20Imposter%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%20Imposter%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%20Imposter%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell_Imposter" title="Mr. Howell Imposter" class="mw-redirect">Mr. Howell Imposter</a></b> - "My money, of course!"<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gilligan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGilligan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Gilligan" title="Gilligan">Gilligan</a></b> - "<i>That's</i> Mr. Howell, all right!" </li></ul> <hr /> <ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mrs.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMrs.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mrs._Howell" title="Mrs. Howell">Mrs. Howell</a> </b>- "Thurston, do you think that's the impostor?"<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mr.%20Howell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMr.%20Howell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-18121698315f609f978e9e5" href="/wiki/Mr._Howell" title="Mr. Howell">Mr. Howell</a> </b>- "Well of course, it's the impostor. 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