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Please either enable it in your browser options, or visit your preferences to switch to the old MediaWiki editor <div class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="200544-7093107805f609fa612984" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BInfobox%20episode%5Cn%7Cname%20%3D%20Three%20Million%20Dollars%20More%20or%20Less%5Cn%7Cimage%20%3D%20File%3AEpi-TM%24MoL.jpg%5Cn%7Cseason%20%3D%201%5Cn%7Cnumber%20%3D%2013%5Cn%7Cprevious%20%3D%20%5B%5BBirds%20Gotta%20Fly%2C%20Fish%20Gotta%20Talk%5D%5D%5Cn%7Cnext%20%3D%20%5B%5BWater%20Water%20Everywhere%5D%5D%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Infobox%20episode%5Cn%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22spacesafter%22%3A%22%22%7D" contenteditable="false" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">​ <table class="infobox" data-rte-style="font-size:89%; width:275px; border:2px solid #3366CC; border-radius:5px;" style="font-size:89%; width:275px; border:2px solid #3366CC; border-radius:5px;" data-rte-attribs=" class=infobox style=font-size:89%; width:275px; border:2px solid #3366CC; border-radius:5px;" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> <tr data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> <th colspan="2" data-rte-style=":5px;background-color:#344D0E; border:2px solid black; color:#F8F8F8; font-size:140%; padding:.3em;" style=":5px;background-color:#344D0E; border:2px solid black; color:#F8F8F8; font-size:140%; padding:.3em;" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 style=:5px;background-color:#344D0E; border:2px solid black; color:#F8F8F8; font-size:140%; padding:.3em; " data-rte-spaces-before="1"><i>"Three Million Dollars More or Less"</i> </th></tr> <tr data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"> <td colspan="2" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 " data-rte-spaces-before="1"><i>Season 1, Episode 13</i> </td></tr> <tr data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"> <td colspan="2" data-rte-style="padding:0.5em;" style="padding:0.5em;" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 style=padding:0.5em; " data-rte-spaces-before="1"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBirds%20Gotta%20Fly%2C%20Fish%20Gotta%20Talk%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Epi-TM%24MoL.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Epi-TM%24MoL%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A250%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-7093107805f609fa612984" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gilligan5935/images/9/94/Epi-TM%24MoL.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20111223032247" width="250" height="140" class="image" data-image-name="Epi-TM$MoL.jpg" data-image-key="Epi-TM%24MoL.jpg" type="image" /> </td></tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" data-rte-style="border-radius:5px; border:2px solid black; background-color:#76AF22; color:black; font-size:120%; padding:0.25em; text-align:center;" style="border-radius:5px; border:2px solid black; background-color:#76AF22; color:black; font-size:120%; padding:0.25em; text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 style=border-radius:5px; border:2px solid black; background-color:#76AF22; color:black; font-size:120%; padding:0.25em; text-align:center; " data-rte-spaces-before="1">Basic Info </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;"><b>Air Date:</b> </td><td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;">??? </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;"><b>Written By:</b> </td><td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;">??? </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;"><b>Directed By:</b> </td><td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;">??? </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;"><b>Guest Cast:</b> </td><td data-rte-style="padding-left:32px;" style="padding-left:32px;" data-rte-attribs="style=padding-left:32px;">??? </td></tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" data-rte-style="border-radius:5px; border:2px solid black;background-color:#3366CC; color:#ffffff; font-size:120%; padding:0.25em; text-align:center;" style="border-radius:5px; border:2px solid black;background-color:#3366CC; color:#ffffff; font-size:120%; padding:0.25em; text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" colspan=2 style=border-radius:5px; border:2px solid black;background-color:#3366CC; color:#ffffff; font-size:120%; padding:0.25em; text-align:center; " data-rte-spaces-before="1">Episode guide </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" data-rte-attribs="align=center style=text-align:center; width:50%;" data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Previous</b> </td><td data-rte-style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" data-rte-attribs="align=center style=text-align:center; width:50%;" data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Next</b> </td></tr> <tr> <td data-rte-style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" data-rte-attribs="align=center style=text-align:center; width:50%;"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Birds%20Gotta%20Fly%2C%20Fish%20Gotta%20Talk%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Birds%20Gotta%20Fly%2C%20Fish%20Gotta%20Talk%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBirds%20Gotta%20Fly%2C%20Fish%20Gotta%20Talk%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-7093107805f609fa612984" href="/wiki/Birds_Gotta_Fly,_Fish_Gotta_Talk" title="Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk">Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk</a> </td><td data-rte-style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" style="text-align: center; text-align:center; width:50%;" data-rte-attribs="align=center style=text-align:center; width:50%;"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Water%20Water%20Everywhere%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Water%20Water%20Everywhere%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BWater%20Water%20Everywhere%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-7093107805f609fa612984" href="/wiki/Water_Water_Everywhere" title="Water Water Everywhere">Water Water Everywhere</a> </td></tr></table> <p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22category%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" data-rte-instance="200544-7093107805f609fa612984" class="placeholder placeholder-category" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAABAAEAQAICTAEAOw%3D%3D" type="category" /> </p> ​</div> <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">(Original Air Date: December 26, 1964) </p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Write the first paragraph of your article here. </p> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Synopsis</h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true">Gilligan's .25 cent bet with Mr Howell ends up with Mr Howell owning Gilligan 3 million dollars! Howell then sells Gilligan an oil deed in Dustbowl Oklahoma for that amount..which is worthless until the radio announces that oil has been found in Dustbowl! Mr Howell -who is a pool shark-tricks the skipper into owning Howell 12 million dollars...which Gilligan pays with the Oil deed. However the Joke is on Mr Howell-the oil is from a buried truck! </p> <h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Major Events</h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-filler="true"></p><h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Debuts</h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-filler="true"></p><h2>Characters</h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-filler="true"></p><h2>Actors/Voice Actors</h2> <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-filler="true"></p><h2>Quotes</h2> <ul><li><b>Gilligan</b>: Hi, Skipper.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Skipper</b>: What are you doing, Gilligan?<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Gilligan</b>: Mr. Howell's teaching me how to play golf. He even gave me this club to use.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Skipper</b>: And I gave you this hammer to use.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Gilligan</b>: I just took a little time off to practice my driving.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Skipper</b>: Well, if you'd like to practice your driving, Gilligan, Start on those nails! </li><li><b>Mr. Howell</b>: Well, you see, I settled the debt by giving Gilligan one of my oil companies.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Gilligan</b>: Yeah, I'm president of the Tehechapuku Oil and Mining Corporation.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Skipper</b>: Tehechapuku Oil and Mining? What is that?<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Mr. Howell</b>: Well, That's two hundred acres of land in Dust Bowl, Oklahoma.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Skipper</b>: Dust Bowl? I never heard of it. What part of Oklahoma is that in.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Mr. Howell</b>: Well, sometimes it's north, and sometimes it's south. It depends upon which way the wind is blowing.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Skipper</b>: In other words, Gilligan is the proud owner of a worthless oil company.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Mr. Howell</b>: What do you mean "worthless"? I got three million dollars for it! </li></ul> <p /> Loading editor Episodes Season 1 Season 1 Episodes Below are some commonly used wiki markup codes. Simply click on what you want to use and it will appear in the edit box above. 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