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I'm glad to see that the info about the exterior shot (of the Doctor's castle) is noted - thanks! A few of the above quotes aren't quite correct (as I just saw the episode today, 4/10/15, on TVLand). The corrections are in CAPS.

Skipper - "Gilligan, there's nothing to be scared about unless you let that RESCUE fire go out."

Gilligan - "IF THE FIRE GOES OUT, WHAT SHOULD I be scared of then?"

Skipper - “Me!

Mr. Howell - "Civilization, Lovey... Wall Street and the Harvard Club..."

Mrs. Howell - "OH, Beauty parlors and STEAM BATHS..."

Mr. Howell - "My bank book..." 

Mrs. Howell - "My mother..."

Mr. Howell - "Lovey, why DID YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?”

Gilligan - "It wouldn't be so bad if he DIDN'T KEEP staring at us." 

Skipper - "Gilligan, we're alone in here. NOBODY'S watching us." 

Gilligan - "Yeah, but when I look back at the picture, it looks back at me!" 

Skipper - "What picture?" 

Gilligan - "That picture!" (point out spooky portrait) "Skipper, the eyes are different now." 

Skipper - "Oh, Gilligan, STOP THAT. Eyes are eyes, and those are both blue." 

Gilligan - "But before they were bloodshot!”

Gilligan/Mr. Howell - "Hey, Mr. Howell, what are you doing in that mirror?" 

Mr. Howell/Gilligan - "Let me see that... Good grief! I've been short changed! I’VE GOT Gilligan's

                                   body!” (He never says, "Wait a minute")

Mr. Howell - "Lovey, are you SURE YOU'RE you?" 

Mrs. Howell - "WELL, of course I am..." 

Mr. Howell - "WELL, THEN, IT'S ALRIGHT... EXCEPT…

Mrs. Howell - “EXCEPT WHAT?”

Mr. Howell - “Well, if you were still the Captain, YOU’D BE ABLE TO GO TO the steam room

                     WITH ME IN the athletic club."

 In this particular TVLand airing, they left out the scenes with the "Bah on money" dialog and where the Professor says that the doctor is "sneaky, cunning", etc. The scene where Igor captures the Skipper & Gilligan (by thier necks) is there as is boat scene at the end (where the boat sinks). Note that, when the boat is returning back to Gilligan's Island with all the castaways, at the very top edge of the picture, you can see some buildings in the background. Looks like cameraman shot this scene bit too high and some of the buildings (tall stage buildings?) in CBS Studio Center's back lot (where the lagoon was located which is now parking) made it into the TV footage. Oops! 

FYI: http://articles.latimes.com/1995-08-07/entertainment/ca-32412_1_cbs-studio-center

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