Mr. and Mrs. ??? is the thirty-first episode of the Second Season. It aired April 21, 1966.
Synopsis
After hearing a report through the radio that the judge who married the Howell's wasn't authorized, the castaways decide to have a second wedding for the Howells, with the Skipper presiding. Because a marriage by a sea captain isn't legal on land, the marriage takes place on a raft in the lagoon. But during the ceremony the Howells (although it seems Mrs. Howell is Ms. Wentworth again) call off the wedding, after some bickering. The castaways cook up a plan to make the Howells jealous of each other. When that scheme fails, the Skipper dresses up like a headhunter, which ends in Mr. Howell protecting Ms. Wentworth, throwing a coconut at the Skipper's head. The Howells are back together! The next day, however, a retraction comes over the radio saying that it was a different judge that was a fraud, not the one that married the Howells. So the Howells were married all along!
Quotes
Mr. Howell: "Ho, don't be silly. Being married is the only way to live."
Mrs. Howell: "Happiness is two people living in wedded bliss."
Mr. Howell: "Thinking the same thoughts."
Mrs. Howell: "Liking the same things."
Mr. Howell: "Ah, togetherness all the way."
Gilligan: "Well, I guess getting married is okay for married people, but I'm single people."
Skipper: "I'm a little nervous, Professor. I'm more used to christening ships then marrying paople"
Professor: "Oh, relax, Skipper. You'll do just fine."
Skipper: "I just hope I don't forget myself and hit them over the head with a bottle."
