Three Million Dollars More or Less

Three Million Dollars More Or Less is the 13th episode of the First Season. It aired December 26, 1964.

Synopsis
Working near the lagoon, Gilligan and the Skipper are building a watch tower based on a dream the Skipper had that a boat passed by the island. Meanwhile, Mr. Howell is playing golf as Gilligan walks by carrying some supplies for the watch tower. Commenting that golf doesn't look that hard, Gilligan is forced by Mr. Howell to make a putt as he makes noise. When Gilligan makes the putt, Mr. Howell becomes indignant, upping his bet against Gilligan and holding him hostage until he wins his money back while keeping Gilligan from helping the Skipper. By nightfall, the Skipper goes angrily looking for Gilligan, and by time he finds him, he learns that Gilligan's 25-cent bed has escalated to three million dollars. Forgetting he's angry, the Skipper lures Gilligan away before he can lose the money back to Howell. The next morning, he goes off to find Howell to honor the bet, but Mr. Howell purposely eludes him and meets with Gilligan in secret, having Gilligan fill out an income tax form and selling him the Tehechapuku Oil and Mining Corporation in exchange for his three million dollars. Unfortunately, the oil company is a worthless. Located in Dust Bowl, Oklahoma, it had been a wedding gift to him from Mrs. Howell's father who had thought it was a football stadium. On the radio, however, the news reports that Howell Industries has struck oil on the very same property. Realizing he's now rich, Gilligan is now getting special attention all over the island as Mr. Howell tries to get the property back. He invites the Skipper and Gilligan to dinner at his hut, trying to finagle them into games of chance to win back the oil field. When the Skipper confesses pool is the only game in which he gambles on, Mr. Howell throws back the cover on the dinner table to reveal its really a pool table. He dominates the game as their betting increases to twelve million dollars, and when it comes time to quit, he demands the bet be paid. Gilligan signs the deed to the oil company back over to him to cover it, and Mr. Howell walks away cheering his own savvy business acumen. The following morning, Gilligan is poor again, but then the news reports that Howell Industries has investigated the source of the oil in Dust Bowl and traced it to a buried oil truck. As the announcer asks where is the owner of the worthless property, the Skipper smugly points to Howell passed out on the ground.

Credits
Main Cast
 * Bob Denver as Gilligan
 * Alan Hale Jr. as The Skipper
 * Jim Backus as Mr. Howell
 * Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Howell
 * Tina Louise as Ginger
 * Dawn Wells as Mary Ann
 * Russell Johnson as The Professor

Guest Cast
 * Charles Maxwell as the Radio Announcer (voice only)

Trivia

 * Gilligan briefly becomes a millionaire again in The Sweepstakes.
 * Mrs. Howell claims she's made dinner for the boys despite the fact that she can't cook in Agonized Labor. However, she must have learned some skills from Mary Ann because she bakes a cake in Gilligan Goes Gung-Ho.
 * Ironically, golf turns out to be an island activity on the ABC-TV series, "Lost."

Quotes
Skipper: What are you doing, Gilligan? Gilligan: Mr. Howell's teaching me how to play golf. He even gave me this club to use. Skipper: And I gave you this hammer to use. Gilligan: I just took a little time off to practice my driving. Skipper: Well, if you'd like to practice your driving, Gilligan, Start on those nails!
 * Gilligan: Hi, Skipper.

Gilligan: Yeah, I'm president of the Tehechapuku Oil and Mining Corporation. Skipper: Tehechapuku Oil and Mining? What is that? Mr. Howell: Well, That's two hundred acres of land in Dust Bowl, Oklahoma. Skipper: Dust Bowl? I never heard of it. What part of Oklahoma is that in? Mr. Howell: Well, sometimes it's north, and sometimes it's south. It depends upon which way the wind is blowing. Skipper: In other words, Gilligan is the proud owner of a worthless oil company. Mr. Howell: What do you mean "worthless"? I got three million dollars for it!
 * Mr. Howell: Well, you see, I settled the debt by giving Gilligan one of my oil companies.