It's a Bird, It's a Plane

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Gilligan! is the 95th episode of Gilligan's Island and the 27th episode of the Third Season. It aired on March 27, 1967.

Synopsis
The United States Air Force loses an experimental jet pack at sea that washes up on the island, and after Gilligan reels it in while fishing, the Professor sees it as hope of getting rescued from the island. Unfortunately, the others can't keep their hands off it. Mr. Howell plots to get Gilligan to wear it, but his wife ruins his scheme. Ginger and Mary Ann likewise try to trick Gilligan into flying it to get them rescued, but they're discovered by the Skipper and Professor. The Professor sees no reason to have anyone fly it; he'll just set the pack off with a dummy in it on an azimuth with Hawaii, but while rigging the dummy for the jet pack, Gilligan accidently activates the pack and expends much of its fuel through the jungle and lagoon. Only enough fuel is left for a 15-minute flight to signal the Navy searching for the lost pack. This means testing to see who among them would be best to fly it for help. That person ironically turns out to be Gilligan. The Professor's plan is to have him shoot straight up over the island to alert the Navy looking for the pack off shore, but when Gilligan is overhead and listening to the radio, he hears the Navy report of U.F.O. in the area, not realizing that he is the UFO, getting scared and entering a cloud where the jet pack exhaust causes rain, dismissing the Navy search. Some time after the rain storm, the Professor somehow manages to synthesize a substitute fuel for the pack, but before he can explain his plan to the Skipper, Gilligan takes the pack to try once more going for help to make up for his blunder, but this time, he forgets to strap himself in and it blasts off without him into the sky.

Cast
Main Cast
 * Bob Denver as Gilligan
 * Alan Hale Jr. as The Skipper
 * Jim Backus as Mr. Howell
 * Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Howell
 * Tina Louise as Ginger
 * Dawn Wells as Mary Ann
 * Russell Johnson as The Professor

Guest Cast
 * Frank Maxwell as the General
 * Edward Faulkner as the Colonel
 * Walt Hazzard as the Lieutenant
 * Chick Hearn as the Radio Announcer/Himself

Trivia

 * The exterior of the Boy's Hut is erroneously used as the exterior of the Supply Hut twice in this episode.
 * The military dialogue in this episode is extremely strained beyond belief. The General consults with the Colonel if the jet pack is ready for USAF use; it would have made better sense if they had each other's lines. Furthermore, when the pack is lost, the General alerts the Navy to look for it. Since when does the US Navy take orders from the USAF?
 * XJP stands for Experimental Jet Pack
 * When Gilligan flies over the Island, he is seen observed flying over pine trees that would not be seen on an tropical South Pacific island. These scenes were reportedly shot over Griffith State Park near Los Angeles, California.
 * When Gilligan in the jet pack is seen by the US Navy over the island, the location is reported as about 250 miles south of Hawaii.
 * In the exterior location shot with the Castaways watching Gilligan flying in the jet pack, Mary Ann goes without her signature pig tails.
 * Ironically, with all the wire work Bob Denver has done in the series, his close-up "flying" shots are taped with him standing alone in a misty set.
 * While flying, Gilligan calls himself, "Super Gilligan." Ironically, two episodes of the later animated shows have this name; namely, Super Gilligan in The New Adventures of Gilligan and Super-Gilligan in Gilligan's Planet.
 * After it starts raining, Gilligan latches the door on the Supply Hut to lock the Skipper out in the rain, but for much of the episode, there is no latch on the door and it disappears after this scene.
 * Technically, the pack should have crashed back down to the island or washed back up on shore after a while.
 * In syndicated versions of the episode, the scenes with Mr. Howell trying to trick Gilligan into wearing the jet pack are deleted. The tag scene with Gilligan allowing the jet pack to fly off without him is also missing from the episode.

Quotes
Professor - "Oh, not at all, Mrs. Howell, I've had so much practice, I could have spilled it myself."
 * Mrs. Howell - "Oh dear, Professor, did we cause you to spill that?"

Gilligan - "No, but there's a rotten cowardly person who doesn't want to."
 * Ginger - "Is there a brave decent person on this island who would want to?"

Professor - "Well, frankly, Skipper, I think it's my most brilliant ideas. There's only one thing I'm not certain of." Skipper - "What's that?" Professor - "If it will work."
 * Skipper - "Wow, what a brilliant idea!"

Gilligan - "My right ear heard it, but my left ear is still waiting for the translation."
 * Skipper - "Did you hear that, Gilligan?"

Gilligan - "You're right, Skipper." (Gilligan takes the Skipper's hat and hits himself with it.)
 * Skipper - "You know what you are - You're bumbling, stupid, incompetent and useless and those are your good points!"

Mr. Howell - "If you were Republican, you'd be perfect!"
 * Mrs. Howell - "Oh, Professor, it's absolutely wonderful having you with us. You're absolutely marvelous."


 * Mr. Howell - "I haven't felt like this since I was elected president of the wine-tasting society."

Skipper - "That's because he's light-headed and dizzy all the time. He's used to it!"
 * Mary Ann - "Gilligan isn't light-headed or dizzy!"

Ginger - "Won't be the first time for me, Ginger."
 * Mary Ann - "Won't it be wonderful when those sailors pick us up, Ginger?"