Don't Bug the Mosquitoes

Don't Bug The Mosquitoes is the twelfth episode of the Second season. It aired December 9, 1965.

Synopsis
The Skipper wakes one morning to the sound of Gilligan playing rock-and-roll music from the radio. He tosses him out of the hut to get some rest, but now the noises bothers Mr. Howell, who wakes and angrily helps the Skipper search for Gilligan with the radio. When they find it, they scream at Gilligan to shut the radio off, but once off, they still hear loud music from the jungle. They quickly discover that the rock-band, the Mosquitoes, have come to the island to escape their fans and relax in peace and quiet. The castaways get ready to leave with them, but after a short free concert, they discover that the Mosquitoes aren't leaving for a month. In a hurry to leave the island, they decide to speed up the Mosquitoes by making life so stressful for them that Bingo, their leader, announces they're leaving tomorrow. However, the next morning the Castaways discover that they have instead moved to the other side of the island, announcing that they are now staying for two months. In order to be sure the Mosquitoes won't leave without them, Gilligan, the Skipper, Mr. Howell, and the Professor make their own band, the Gnats, but their act and style is terrible. Ginger, Mary Ann, and Mrs. Howell in turn make a band of their own, the Honeybees, in hope that the Mosquitoes will like it. However, the plan backfires, and the Mosquitoes leave without them since they have enough competition. They leave behind a copy of their album, "The Mosquitoes at Carnegie Hall," to Gilligan who is more annoyed than the Skipper and Mr. Howell since they didn't sign it; his annoyance is met with Mr. Howell hitting him with the Skipper's hat. However, the worst part for the women is that the men are still trying to imitate the Mosquitoes, which leaves Ginger hoping they never get rescued for the welfare of everyone else.

Cast
Main Cast
 * Bob Denver as Gilligan
 * Alan Hale as The Skipper
 * Jim Backus as Thurston Howell III
 * Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Howell
 * Tina Louise as Ginger
 * Russell Johnson as The Professor
 * Dawn Wells as Mary Ann

Guest Cast
 * Les Brown, Jr. as Bingo
 * George Patterson as Bango
 * Ed Wade as Bongo
 * Kirby Johnson as Irving
 * Jackie DeShannon as Mary Ann's Singing Voice (voice only)
 * Sam Riddle as Radio Announcer (voice only)

Trivia

 * The name, "Mosquitoes," and the music might be a parody on the 60s band, "The Beatles," and quite possibly "The Monkees," from the 1966 TV show.
 * The episode opens on the Girl's Hut, but the opening scene is in the Boy's Hut.
 * The Mosquitoes stay in the Supply Hut which appears to be suspiciously empty.
 * One of the songs The Mosquitoes play in their free concert for the islanders is "He's a Loser."
 * The Mosquitoes, even though they only appear once, are considered recurring characters because their music appears in many of the episodes on the radio.
 * The Wellingtons, who play the Mosquitoes, actually played the theme, "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island" for the First Season.
 * When introducing The Honeybees, Mr. Howell imitates Ed Sullivan.
 * The Honeybees sing their song "You Need Us" to an instrumental record played on the record player, which operates with electricity. It is known the Castaways have a Electric Generator in Castaways Pictures Presents, but no one is missing to be powering it.
 * Likewise, it's never revealed how the Mosquitoes play they their guitars and amplifiers without electricity on the island.
 * In Three Million Dollars More or Less, Ginger claims she turned Gilligan's duffel bag into a dress, but he must have had an extra one he takes to wake the Mosquitoes.
 * At the end, the Mosquitoes record album he is holding is just a hollow prop.
 * The men on Gilligan's island try to be rock musicians, but in a scene deleted from the end in the syndicated version, they are so bad Ginger remarks to Mary Ann that if the world is lucky they'll never be rescued!
 * The wigs the men wear as the Gnats probably came from the movie trunk or the magician's trunk.
 * It's unrevealed as to why Mr. Howell didn't just pay the Mosquitoes not to play their instruments while on the island.
 * This episode is ranked as the #2 most liked episode, according to E!

Quotes

 * Bongo - "I thought you said we were going to get away from our fans!" Bango - "Yeah, you said this island was deserted, and we'd be all alone!" Bingo - "Now, how did I know it was inhabited? That helicopter pilot told me this place was out of sight, man!" Bango - "We MUST be way out! Get a load of these characters!"


 * Gilligan - "You know what my grandmother always said, 'Never criticize anyone else unless you can do better yourself.'" Ginger - "That's it! Gilligan, you've done it again!" Gilligan - "I don't know what it is that I'm doing, but I sure as heck keep doing it!"


 * Skipper - "First, I'll break the radio, then I'll kill Gilligan. No, first I'll kill Gilligan, and then I'll break the radio."


 * Mr. Howell - "Good lord, if we had to be rescued by musicians, who couldn't it be the New York Philharmonic!"


 * Gilligan - "Ginger, you're in show business. How were we?" Ginger - "Gilligan, that act couldn't get booked on Devil's Island."


 * Bango - "That crazy scene last night wound us up tighter than Presley's pants!"


 * Bingo - "And PLEASE take Delilah with you!"


 * Bongo - "Oh-no, you're not making a Frankenstein out of me!"