Goodbye Old Paint

Goodbye Old Paint is the 34th episode of the first season.

Synopsis
Alexandri Gregor Dubov, a painter, is on the island. when the castoways find that he has a transmitter they try to convince him call a boat and get them all of the island.

Guest Cast

 * Harold J. Stone as Alexandri Gregor Dubov

Quotes
Mrs. Howell: There's no doubt that it's abstract. Mr. Howell: It's ridiculous. Gilligan: It's scary. Dubov: Nincompoopers, it's upside down!

Gilligan: We looked all over the island. We couldn't find a boat. Dubov: Don't have it boat. Professor: Then you can't get off. Dubov: Can get off. Gilligan: How? Dubov: By boat. Gilligan: You just said you didn't have a boat. Dubov: Have transmitter. Call boat.

Mr. Howell: Yes, and the beauty of this plan is it's simplicity. Because the more simple a thing is, the more beautiful it is. Gilligan: I must be gorgeous.

Mr. Howell: What he has painted here is, what we might say the inner woman Gilligan: Oh yeah, I can kind of see her lungs and appendix now.

Mr. Howell: What he has is the ability to remain unencumbered. Gilligan: What? Mr. Howell: Unencumbered. Don't you paint unencumbered? Gilligan: Sure, and I can draw radishes too.

Skipper: Well, you know what - what I feel like? Gilligan: You know what you look like?

Gilligan: Yeah. Now lift up the other foot. Skipper: Gilligan, if I lift up the other foot I'll fall on the ground. Gilligan: Well you never know Skipper, Why don't you just try it. Just lift it up and give it a little... Skipper: Gilligan, will you get behind that easel and paint!

Dubov: You saw painting of skinny kiddo? Skipper: See it? I posed for it. Dubov: You pose for that picture? Skipper: Certainly. That was the real me. The man of the sea sailing into the wind, with my bare hands fighting the ocean. Dubov: Dubov want to tell you something. I saw picture. You lost fight.