High Man on the Totem Pole

High Man On The Totem Pole is the 91st episode of Gilligan's Island and the 23th episode of the Third Season. It aired on February 27, 1967.

Synopsis
While misdirected in the jungle and trying to find their way back to camp, the Skipper and Gilligan find a totem pole and show it to the Professor. At the top of it is a head that is a dead ringer for Gilligan, leading him to believe he is the descendant of a Kupaki headhunter. Unsure of his identity, he becomes obsessed with the likeness, both Ginger and the Howells trying to snap him out of it, but everything seems to remind him of it. When Gilligan tries eliminating the cause of his distress by chopping the head off the pole, the Skipper points out that hypocrisy of chopping off its head. Unsure of how to behave, Gilligan decides to leave camp, but the Professor challenges his fear by handing him an axe and offering his own head. Realizing he's not a headhunter, Gilligan tosses the axe out of the window. Meanwhile, real Kupaki warriors appear on the island and discover that someone has defaced the head of Mashuka, their divine king on the sacred pole and cry out for revenge. They're discovered by the Skipper and Professor trying to return the head to the totem pole. After the Kupaki capture the Howells, the Professor tries to rescue them by having Gilligan impersonate their dead king. While getting him ready, the Professor and the other castaways are taken captive. Gilligan is left alone to rescue everyone, but his fear and uncertainty of their language leaves them suspicious that he is Mashuka. When they try capturing him, Gilligan runs past the totem pole and stumbles behind it, knocking into view the missing head from the pole. Realizing they dishonored their divine ancestor, the Kupaki are terrified and flee the island in fear. The following morning, Gilligan reveals he's repaired the totem pole, replacing the head up top with the likeness of Mr. Howell to take his turn as Mashuka.

Credits
Main Cast
 * Bob Denver as Gilligan
 * Alan Hale Jr. as The Skipper
 * Jim Backus as Mr. Howell
 * Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Howell
 * Tina Louise as Ginger
 * Dawn Wells as Mary Ann
 * Russell Johnson as The Professor

Guest Cast
 * Jim Lefebvre as Native
 * Al Ferrara as Native
 * Pete Sotos as Native

Trivia

 * In Native American culture, the low man on the totem pole is the most important, not the high one. While Polynesian tribes carried their gods and spirits with idols and totems, they were not known for making totem poles.
 * The Professor identifies the totem pole as belong to the Kupaki natives. It is possible they may be related to the Marubi natives who left the relics discovered in Two on a Raft.
 * The Bamboo Island Taxi makes an appearance in this episode.
 * The Professor shows incredible psychological insight to get Gilligan out of his depression.
 * According to the Professor, the Kupaki translation for "Free the prisoners" is "Pulu si Bagumba," but Gilligan has a hard time saying it.
 * Gilligan responds extremely carelessly by hurling the axe out of the hut since he could have fatally struck either the Howells or the girls.

Quotes
Gilligan - "If that's English, I went to the wrong school!"
 * Skipper - "Gilligan, don't you understand English? Kupaki."


 * Gilligan - "Don't say dead... Not while I'm alive."

Gilligan - "Yeah, I know what he said, but if two people have a face like mine, it's not a coincidence." Skipper - "That's right, Gilligan... it would be a catastrophe!"
 * Skipper - "The Professor said that was just a coincidence."


 * Gilligan - "Okay, but if you wake up in the morning and don't have a head, don't come crying to me!"

Mr. Howell - "And you can keep the ones that are upside down."
 * Mrs. Howell - "Would you like to stay with Mr. Howell... you can help count $1000 bills."

Gilligan - "Three heads..." Ginger - (looking back at the totem pole) "You win."
 * Ginger - "Now, what does that totem pole have that I don't have?"

Ginger - "Well, two's company, but three's a crowd!"
 * Skipper - "You just left him there?"

Skipper - "They're not ghosts, Gilligan; those are real kupaki head-hunters." Gilligan - "Now, there's good news."
 * Gilligan - "I didn't want to say anything, but there's ghosts on the island."

Mr. Howell - "I'm afraid, Lovee, we are the dinner."
 * Mrs. Howell - "Thurston, I didn't know we were invited to dinner."

Professor - "That's right now hit the words hard and sound like you're mad." Gilligan - "Pugie loo kimbammba!" Professor - "No! No. Pulu see Bagoomba. Now, try it again."
 * Gilligan - "Pulu see Bagoomba."

Mr. Howell - "I don't know, but it sounded like, 'Cherrio, good chap.'"
 * Mrs. Howell - "Thurston, what did he say?"