Pass the Vegetables, Please

Pass The Vegetables, Please is the 71st episode of Gilligan's Island and the third episode of the third season. It aired September 26, 1966.



Synopsis
Gilligan and the Skipper go fishing in the lagoon, but they just get into each other's way and tangle up their lines. After the Skipper heads off disgusted, Gilligan catches and reels in a box of vegetable seeds, barely paying attention to the lid that identifies them as radioactive. The Castaways are delighted to have vegetables on the island and proceed to plant and grow them under Mary Ann's guidance, using sand from the beach to help with irrigation, although Gilligan gets stuck doing most of the work. Two days later, the vegetables have already grown in unexpected ways with corns twisted into a circle, string beans into pretzel shapes and carrots growing into a prong. The Professor blames the bizarre developments on the vegetables being in saltwater, and they go ahead to cook them into a meal. However, it is only after they have eaten that the castaways find out the seeds are radioactive. As the Professor searches his books for a solution, Mary Ann sees a boat off shore no one else can see, and Gilligan lifts a log with one arm. The Professor deduces that the radiation amplified the vitamins in the vegetables and boosted their nutritional supplements, even resulting in a burst of energy in Mrs. Howell. The Professor realizes the only way to neutralize the radioactivity in the consumed vegetables is to eat their handmade soap for the hydrocarbons, a distasteful experience for everyone as the soap and water together produces bubbles that cover the Island. However, that night, Gilligan has acquired a taste for the soap, his hiccups blowing a bubble that has the Skipper covering his ears as it explodes.

Credits
Main Cast
 * Bob Denver as Gilligan
 * Alan Hale Jr. as The Skipper
 * Jim Backus as Mr. Howell
 * Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Howell
 * Tina Louise as Ginger
 * Dawn Wells as Mary Ann
 * Russell Johnson as The Professor

Guest Cast
 * None

Trivia

 * When Mary Ann notes the tropical soil is too heavy to grow vegetables, the Professor suggests using sand to help the irrigation. However, it's unclear, despite the vegetable seeds being experimental, how the Professor ever expected the seeds to grow in an almost entirely sand-based medium. Most vegetables will not grow in such soil conditions.
 * Everyone seems to have forgotten in this episode that Mary Ann once grew wild vegetables on the island, particularly wild carrots, turnips and lettuce in They're Off and Running.
 * The Professor shows dubious agricultural experience by suggesting that being submerged in saltwater was responsible for the vegetables' odd development.
 * Gilligan's favorite vegetable is spinach, but after the events of this episode, he may have changed his mind. In Lovey's Secret Admirer, the Professor's Lie Detector reports he hates it.
 * Mary Ann's favorite vegetable are carrots and Mrs. Howell's is beets. Mr. Howell seems to be excited by the growing mushrooms, but during the dinner conversation, he also asks for the asparagus.
 * When the radio announces the alert for the missing vegetables, the close-up of Mary Ann's arm doesn't match the action in the scene.
 * Since Mary Ann can read the text in the Professor's book from half a mile away, it suggests the island is possibly only a few square miles in size.
 * Gilligan claims he wants to see the girls in the bikinis, but since when has he been interested in girls?
 * It seems incredibly convenient that a random tree log should suddenly be in the communal area for Gilligan to show off his feat of strength.
 * When Gilligan tosses the coconut to the Skipper, one can see the string and straight flight it's being projected on through the wall of the hut.
 * At the end of the episode, Gilligan is still eating the soap and starts hiccupping, blowing up a huge bubble that explodes. This gag was repeated in Bang! Bang! Bang!.
 * In the syndicated version, the ending showing Gilligan eating soap and then blowing and popping a big air bubble is cut out.
 * This episode is ranked as the #4 most liked episode, according to E!

Quotes

 * Gilligan - "I bet your father never grew anything on his farm." Mary Ann - "He did too!" Gilligan - "How could he? I wasn't there to do all of the work!"


 * Gilligan - "Everyone knows carrots are good for the yes. After all, have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?"


 * Gilligan - "An officer? I'm too busy being the whole crew!!"


 * Mr. Howell - "Look, look,... The mushrooms are mushing." Mrs. Howell - "Yes, but the beets are beating them!"


 * Mary Ann - (pulls up multiple carrots attached to one stalk) "I never saw anything like this on the farm... Except under a cow!"


 * Professor - "Now, what could I have said to make them faint?"


 * Mary Ann - "I can even see the people on the deck. There's a man in a red and white striped t-shirt, a man in a blue shirt and blue pants and two very beautiful women in bikinis." Skipper - "I wish I could see that!"


 * Mr. Howell - (watching Mrs. Howell speed over the island) "I may enter that woman in the Olympics!"
 * Skipper: "We're trying to signal that boat out there?" Gilligan: "What boat?" Skipper: "The boat out there." Gilligan: "I don't see any boat." Skipper: "Of course, you don't." Gilligan: "Do you?" Skipper: "No." Gilligan: "Professor, do you see the boat?" Professor: "Oh, I can't see it either." Gilligan: "But it's out there, right?" Skipper: "Look, Mary Ann saw the boat out there." Gilligan: "Can you see Mary Ann?" Skipper: "No. How can I see Mary Ann when she isn't even here?" Gilligan: "The same way you can see the boat."