Agonized Labor

Agonized Labor is the eight episode of the Second Season. It aired November 11, 1965.

Synopsis
Listening to the radio, Gilligan and The Skipper learn that Howell Industries is bankrupt, and that the Howells are broke. The Howells are traumatized by the news, and their fellow castaways try to teach them skills they can use as jobs after they get rescue. Ginger and Mary Ann try teaching Mrs. Howell how to sew and cook, but despite her best attempts, she fails at both. Mr. Howell, however, is not used to any physical labor and watches the Skipper dig a new well. When it is suggested that they become domestic servants, the Howells try to throw themselves off the cliff, but Gilligan comes to the rescue with a revised new report, it was Powell Industries that went broke, not Howell Industries, and the Howells are not broke.

Message

 * "Real riches are in the mind, not in the bank."

Highlights

 * Coming up

Credits
Main Cast
 * Bob Denver as Gilligan
 * Alan Hale Jr. as The Skipper
 * Jim Backus as Mr. Howell
 * Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Howell
 * Tina Louise as Ginger
 * Dawn Wells as Mary Ann
 * Russell Johnson as The Professor

Guest Cast
 * Charles Maxwell as the Radio Announcer (unconfirmed)

Trivia

 * It's revealed that the Howells have just petty cash on the Island, around 100,000.00!
 * In this episode, Mrs. Howell proves to be a terrible cook, and Mr. Howell is even worse as a butler; however, in the episode The Producer, they end up being a butler and maid for Harold Hecuba, and in Gilligan Goes Gung-Ho, Mrs Howell bakes a cake.
 * Mrs. Howell actually proved she could already sew as well as cook in both The Matchmaker and Three Million Dollars More or Less.
 * Traveling through the jungle, Mr. Howell comes across the wasubi berry, which he claims causes whoever eats it to have long hair, fang teeth and claw hands, adding without another thought that Mrs. Howell's mother (his mother-in-law) must have had a basket full of them.
 * When Gilligan goes off the cliff, a freeze-frame of the scene gives a clear view of the stunt man's face.
 * The Castaways must have the worst radio announcer in the world; in Mr. and Mrs. ???, he also mispronounces the Howell's minister, Buckley Norris, as Boris Nuckley.

Quotes
Skipper - "Not now, Gilligan, in the morning. You can wake a man up in the middle of the night and tell him he's rich, but you can't wake him up and tell him he's poor!"
 * Gilligan - "Mr. Howell's broke? Don't you think we should go tell him?"

Gilligan - "Skipper, what's soup du jour?" Skipper - "Gilligan, everybody knows what soup du jour is. For goodness sake, they're the simplest words in the world." Gilligan - "You don't know, either." Skipper - "I do, too, Gilligan, but I just don't want to show off. Tell him what it is, Professor." Professor - "Soup of the day."
 * Mr. Howell - "Now, I return in one moment with the soup du jour."


 * Skipper - "Would you try getting some in the bowl, Mr. Howell?"


 * Mr. Howell - "There must be a decent way to go. There must... Ah, the dreaded wasubi berry. One succulent drop, your body's covered with hair, your teeth turn into fangs, your hands into claws… My mother-in-law must have had a batch of those."

Mr. Howell - "No, no, no... It's very nice to see an old friend." Mary Ann - "Oh, that's one thing you can always count on when you've lost everything. I mean, friendship does mean more than money, doesn't it?" Mr. Howell - "Well, I know where you can get five to one against that." Mary Ann - "Oh, it's wonderful how you've kept your sense of humor." Mr. Howell - "Yes, laughter just keeps rolling down my cheeks."
 * Mary Ann - "I'm not interrupting anything, am I?"

Mr. Howell - "What's that my dear?" Mrs. Howell - "Poverty..."
 * Mrs. Howell - "I wouldn't mind being poor if it wasn't for one thing."